flash.moe/pages/etcetera.php

<?php
namespace Makai;

if($reqPath === '/etc.php' || $reqPath === 'etc.html'
    || $reqPath === '/etcetera' || $reqPath === '/etcetera.html' || $reqPath === '/etcetera.php'
    || $reqPath === '/misc' || $reqPath === '/misc.html' || $reqPath === '/misc.php') {
    if($reqMethod !== 'GET')
        return FM_ERR | 405;
    header('Location: /etc');
    return FM_HIT | 302;
}

if($reqPath === '/etc') {
    if($reqMethod !== 'GET')
        return FM_ERR | 405;
    if($reqHead)
        return FM_HIT;
    $links = [
        [
            'title' => 'ASCII Table',
            'desc' => 'ASCII character set table with minor filtering functionality.',
            'link' => '//flash.moe/ascii.php',
        ],
        [
            'title' => 'IP Address Display',
            'desc' => 'Looks up both your IPv4 and IPv6 addresses and display them to you.',
            'link' => '//ip.flash.moe',
        ],
        [
            'title' => 'MIDI Collection',
            'desc' => 'My collection of MIDI and SF2 files.',
            'link' => '//flash.moe/midis',
        ],
        [
            'title' => 'Randomised Keys',
            'desc' => 'Generates a number of random keys at various lengths using a secure random number generator.',
            'link' => '//flash.moe/key.php',
        ],
        [
            'title' => 'Forum Archive',
            'desc' => 'Temporary archive of the flash.moe message board.',
            'link' => '//forum.flash.moe',
        ],
        [
            'title' => 'The Abyss',
            'desc' => 'Accumulated collection of historical trash. Beware that the things here are unaltered products of their time.',
            'link' => '//abyss.flash.moe',
        ],
    ];

    fm_component('header', [
        'title' => 'flash.moe / etcetera',
    ]);
?>
            <div class="section">
                <div class="section-content">
                    <div class="section-background"></div>
                    <h1>Etcetera</h1>
                </div>
            </div>
<?php foreach($links as $link): ?>
            <div class="etcetera-item">
                <div class="etcetera-item-content">
                    <a href="<?=$link['link'];?>" class="etcetera-item-link" rel="noopener" target="_blank"></a>
                    <h2><?=$link['title'];?></h2>
                    <p><?=$link['desc'];?></p>
                </div>
            </div>
<?php
endforeach;

    fm_component('footer');

    return FM_HIT;
}