diff --git a/pages/projects.php b/pages/projects.php
index db09297..5823716 100644
--- a/pages/projects.php
+++ b/pages/projects.php
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 <?php
-if($reqPath === '/projects.php' || $reqPath === '/projects.html') {
+if($reqPath === '/projects.php' || $reqPath === '/projects.html'
+    || $reqPath === '/utilities' || $reqPath === '/utilities.php' || $reqPath === '/utilities.html') {
     if($reqMethod !== 'GET')
         return FM_ERR | 405;
     header('Location: /projects');
diff --git a/public/about.php b/public/about.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/about.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/assets/2020v2.css b/public/assets/2020v2.css
index eefc660..d365c54 100644
--- a/public/assets/2020v2.css
+++ b/public/assets/2020v2.css
@@ -660,6 +660,16 @@ body {
     pointer-events: none;
 }
 
+.http-error {
+    text-align: center;
+}
+.http-error-head {
+    font-family: 'Electrolize', Verdana, 'Dejavu Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
+    font-size: 2.5em;
+    line-height: 2em;
+    font-weight: 400;
+}
+
 /** SPRITE SHIT START **/
 .fmi {
     background-image: url('sprite.png');
diff --git a/public/assets/errors/403.jpg b/public/assets/errors/403.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c8950b2
Binary files /dev/null and b/public/assets/errors/403.jpg differ
diff --git a/public/assets/errors/404.jpg b/public/assets/errors/404.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1ef50a5
Binary files /dev/null and b/public/assets/errors/404.jpg differ
diff --git a/public/assets/errors/405.jpg b/public/assets/errors/405.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0d197f2
Binary files /dev/null and b/public/assets/errors/405.jpg differ
diff --git a/public/blog-post.php b/public/blog-post.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/blog-post.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/blog.php b/public/blog.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/blog.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/contact.php b/public/contact.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/contact.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/etc.php b/public/etc.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/etc.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/etcetera.php b/public/etcetera.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/etcetera.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/friends.php b/public/friends.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/friends.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/index.php b/public/index.php
index 4919d1e..0619410 100644
--- a/public/index.php
+++ b/public/index.php
@@ -53,9 +53,24 @@ define('FM_FEET', [
 ]);
 
 define('FM_ERRS' , [
-    403 => ['code'  => 403, 'title' => 'Access Denied'],
-    404 => ['code'  => 404, 'title' => 'Not Found'],
-    405 => ['code'  => 405, 'title' => 'Method Not Supported'],
+    403 => [
+        'code'  => 403,
+        'title' => 'Access Denied',
+        'image' => '/assets/errors/403.jpg',
+        'desc'  => 'You are not supposed to be here.',
+    ],
+    404 => [
+        'code'  => 404,
+        'title' => 'Not Found',
+        'image' => '/assets/errors/404.jpg',
+        'desc'  => 'Whatever you\'re looking for is no longer here, or might not have been here in the first place.',
+    ],
+    405 => [
+        'code'  => 405,
+        'title' => 'Method Not Supported',
+        'image' => '/assets/errors/405.jpg',
+        'desc'  => 'You\'re up to something, aren\'t you?',
+    ],
 ]);
 
 function fm_component(string $name, array $vars = []) {
@@ -115,7 +130,7 @@ $reqMethod =                      filter_input(INPUT_SERVER, 'REQUEST_METHOD', F
 $reqPath   = '/' . trim(parse_url(filter_input(INPUT_SERVER, 'REQUEST_URI',    FILTER_SANITIZE_STRING), PHP_URL_PATH), '/');
 
 if(substr($reqPath, 0, 7) === '/error/') {
-    $statusCode = intval(substr($reqPath, 8, 3));
+    $statusCode = intval(substr($reqPath, 7, 3));
 } else {
     foreach(glob(__DIR__ . '/../pages/*.php') as $page) {
         $result = include_once $page;
@@ -132,6 +147,13 @@ if(substr($reqPath, 0, 7) === '/error/') {
 
 $errorInfo = FM_ERRS[$statusCode ?? 404] ?? FM_ERRS[404];
 http_response_code($errorInfo['code']);
+
 fm_component('header', ['title' => $errorInfo['title']]);
-printf("            <h2>%s</h2>\r\n", $errorInfo['title']);
+?>
+<div class="http-error">
+    <h2 class="http-error-head"><?=$errorInfo['title'];?></h2>
+    <img src="<?=$errorInfo['image'];?>" alt="<?=$errorInfo['image'];?>" class="http-error-image"/>
+    <div class="http-error-desc"><?=$errorInfo['desc'];?></div>
+</div>
+<?php
 fm_component('footer');
diff --git a/public/misc.php b/public/misc.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/misc.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/projects.php b/public/projects.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/projects.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/related.php b/public/related.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/related.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';
diff --git a/public/utilities.php b/public/utilities.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41cc616
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/utilities.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/index.php';