diff --git a/pages/blog.php b/pages/blog.php
index 7c1aaf3..28bae8c 100644
--- a/pages/blog.php
+++ b/pages/blog.php
@@ -5,3 +5,17 @@ if(preg_match('#^/blog/([0-9]+)$#', $reqPath, $matches) || $reqPath === '/blog.p
     header('Location: //flash.moe/2020/blog.php?blog=1&p=' . ($matches[1] ?? filter_input(INPUT_GET, 'p', FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT) ?? ''));
     return FM_HIT | 302;
 }
+
+if($reqPath === '/blog-assets.json') {
+    if($reqMethod !== 'GET')
+        return FM_ERR | 405;
+
+    header('Content-Type: application/json; charset=utf-8');
+
+    echo json_encode([
+        'header_backgrounds' => FM_BGS,
+        'footer_quotes' => FM_FEET,
+    ]);
+
+    return FM_HIT;
+}