47 lines
1.9 KiB
JavaScript
47 lines
1.9 KiB
JavaScript
var illuminati = Array();
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var startTime = (new Date()).getTime();
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function hideYourMind(conflictions) {
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var twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots = conflictions.keyCode;
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illuminati.push(twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots);
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if(illuminati[0] == 68 && illuminati[1] == 73 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 83) {
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$('body').append(
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'<audio autoplay="true">'
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+ '<source type="audio/mp3" src="/assets/snd/dicks.mp3" />'
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+ '<source type="audio/ogg" src="/assets/snd/dicks.ogg" />'
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+ '</audio>'
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);
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$('.logo').attr("style", "background: url('/assets/img/dicksareformyfriends-mio.png') no-repeat scroll left top / cover transparent !important");
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illuminati = Array();
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}
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if(illuminati[0] == 77 && illuminati[1] == 69 && illuminati[2] == 87 && illuminati[3] == 79 && illuminati[4] == 87) {
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$('head').append('<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/assets/css/spinny.css" />');
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$('body').addClass('spinny');
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$('body').append(
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'<audio autoplay="true">'
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+ '<source type="audio/mp3" src="/assets/snd/mewow.mp3" />'
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+ '<source type="audio/ogg" src="/assets/snd/mewow.ogg" />'
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+ '</audio>'
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);
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illuminati = Array();
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}
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if(illuminati[0] == 83 && illuminati[1] == 79 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 67 && illuminati[5] == 72 && illuminati[6] == 65 && illuminati[7] == 84) {
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setInterval("meow();", 17);
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illuminati = Array();
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}
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}
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function meow() {
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var diff = (new Date()).getTime() - startTime;
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var vals = [-7*1/Math.cos((diff/500)*(.85*Math.PI)), -7*Math.tan((diff/250)*(.85*Math.PI))];
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document.body.style.position = 'absolute';
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document.body.style.left = vals[0] +"px";
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document.body.style.top = vals[1] +"px";
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document.body.style.fontSize = vals[0] +"px";
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}
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document.addEventListener("onkeydown", hideYourMind, false);
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document.addEventListener("keydown", hideYourMind, false);
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