sakura/public/content/data/yuuno/js/ybabstat.js

var illuminati = new Array();
var startTime = (new Date()).getTime();
function hideYourMind(conflictions) {
    var twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots = conflictions.keyCode;
    illuminati.push(twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots);
    if (illuminati[0] == 68 && illuminati[1] == 73 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 83) {
        var dicksAre = document.createElement('audio');
        var forMyFriends = document.createElement('source');
        var whenTheyCome = document.createElement('source');
        forMyFriends.type = 'audio/mp3';
        whenTheyCome.type = 'audio/ogg';
        forMyFriends.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/dicks.mp3';
        whenTheyCome.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/dicks.ogg';
        dicksAre.appendChild(forMyFriends);
        dicksAre.appendChild(whenTheyCome);
        var toMyHouse = dicksAre;
        toMyHouse.play();
        illuminati = new Array();
    }
    if (illuminati[0] == 77 && illuminati[1] == 69 && illuminati[2] == 87 && illuminati[3] == 79 && illuminati[4] == 87) {
        var noklz = document.createElement('audio');
        var von = document.createElement('source');
        var schnitzel = document.createElement('source');
        von.type = 'audio/mp3';
        schnitzel.type = 'audio/ogg';
        von.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/mewow.mp3';
        schnitzel.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/mewow.ogg';
        noklz.appendChild(von);
        noklz.appendChild(schnitzel);
        noklz.play();
        document.body.style.animation = 'spin 5s infinite linear';
        illuminati = new Array();
    }
    if (illuminati[0] == 83 && illuminati[1] == 79 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 67 && illuminati[5] == 72 && illuminati[6] == 65 && illuminati[7] == 84) {
        setInterval(twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats, 20);
        illuminati = new Array();
    }
}
function twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats() {
    var diff = (new Date()).getTime() - startTime;
    var vals = [-7 / Math.cos((diff / 500) * (.85 * Math.PI)), -7 * Math.tan((diff / 250) * (.85 * Math.PI))];
    document.body.style.position = 'absolute';
    document.body.style.left = vals[0] + 'px';
    document.body.style.top = vals[1] + 'px';
    document.body.style.fontSize = vals[0] + 'px';
}
document.addEventListener('keydown', hideYourMind, false);