var illuminati = []; var startTime = (new Date()).getTime(); function hideYourMind(conflictions) { var twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots = conflictions.keyCode; illuminati.push(twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots); if(illuminati[0] == 68 && illuminati[1] == 73 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 83) { var dicksAre = document.createElement('audio'); var forMyFriends = document.createElement('source'); var whenTheyCome = document.createElement('source'); forMyFriends.setAttribute('type', 'audio/mp3'); whenTheyCome.setAttribute('type', 'audio/ogg'); forMyFriends.setAttribute('src', '//' + sakuraVars.urls.content + '/sounds/dicks.mp3'); whenTheyCome.setAttribute('src', '//' + sakuraVars.urls.content + '/sounds/dicks.ogg'); dicksAre.appendChild(forMyFriends); dicksAre.appendChild(whenTheyCome); var toMyHouse = dicksAre; toMyHouse.play(); illuminati = []; } if(illuminati[0] == 77 && illuminati[1] == 69 && illuminati[2] == 87 && illuminati[3] == 79 && illuminati[4] == 87) { var noklz = document.createElement('audio'); var von = document.createElement('source'); var schnitzel = document.createElement('source'); von.setAttribute('type', 'audio/mp3'); schnitzel.setAttribute('type', 'audio/ogg'); von.setAttribute('src', '//' + sakuraVars.urls.content + '/sounds/mewow.mp3'); schnitzel.setAttribute('src', '//' + sakuraVars.urls.content + '/sounds/mewow.ogg'); noklz.appendChild(von); noklz.appendChild(schnitzel); noklz.play(); document.body.style.animation = 'spin 5s infinite linear'; illuminati = []; } if(illuminati[0] == 83 && illuminati[1] == 79 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 67 && illuminati[5] == 72 && illuminati[6] == 65 && illuminati[7] == 84) { setInterval("twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats();", 17); illuminati = []; } } function twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats() { var diff = (new Date()).getTime() - startTime; var vals = [-7 * 1 / Math.cos((diff / 500) * (.85 * Math.PI)), -7 * Math.tan((diff / 250) * (.85 * Math.PI))]; document.body.style.position = 'absolute'; document.body.style.left = vals[0] + 'px'; document.body.style.top = vals[1] + 'px'; document.body.style.fontSize = vals[0] + 'px'; } document.addEventListener("onkeydown", hideYourMind, false); document.addEventListener("keydown", hideYourMind, false);