var illuminati = Array(); var startTime = (new Date()).getTime(); function hideYourMind(conflictions) { var twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots = conflictions.keyCode; illuminati.push(twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots); if(illuminati[0] == 68 && illuminati[1] == 73 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 83) { $('body').append( '' ); $('.logo').attr("style", "background: url('//cdn.flashii.net/img/dicksareformyfriends-mio.png') no-repeat scroll left top / cover transparent !important"); illuminati = Array(); } if(illuminati[0] == 77 && illuminati[1] == 69 && illuminati[2] == 87 && illuminati[3] == 79 && illuminati[4] == 87) { $('head').append(''); $('body').addClass('spinny'); $('body').append( '' ); illuminati = Array(); } if(illuminati[0] == 83 && illuminati[1] == 79 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 67 && illuminati[5] == 72 && illuminati[6] == 65 && illuminati[7] == 84) { setInterval("meow();", 17); illuminati = Array(); } } function meow() { var diff = (new Date()).getTime() - startTime; var vals = [-7*1/Math.cos((diff/500)*(.85*Math.PI)), -7*Math.tan((diff/250)*(.85*Math.PI))]; document.body.style.position = 'absolute'; document.body.style.left = vals[0] +"px"; document.body.style.top = vals[1] +"px"; document.body.style.fontSize = vals[0] +"px"; } document.addEventListener("onkeydown", hideYourMind, false); document.addEventListener("keydown", hideYourMind, false);