var illuminati: Array = new Array(); var startTime: number = (new Date()).getTime(); function hideYourMind(conflictions: KeyboardEvent): void { var twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots: number = conflictions.keyCode; illuminati.push(twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots); if (illuminati[0] == 68 && illuminati[1] == 73 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 83) { var dicksAre: HTMLAudioElement = document.createElement('audio'); var forMyFriends: HTMLSourceElement = document.createElement('source'); var whenTheyCome: HTMLSourceElement = document.createElement('source'); forMyFriends.type = 'audio/mp3'; whenTheyCome.type = 'audio/ogg'; forMyFriends.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/dicks.mp3'; whenTheyCome.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/dicks.ogg'; dicksAre.appendChild(forMyFriends); dicksAre.appendChild(whenTheyCome); var toMyHouse: HTMLAudioElement = dicksAre; toMyHouse.play(); illuminati = new Array(); } if (illuminati[0] == 77 && illuminati[1] == 69 && illuminati[2] == 87 && illuminati[3] == 79 && illuminati[4] == 87) { var noklz: HTMLAudioElement = document.createElement('audio'); var von: HTMLSourceElement = document.createElement('source'); var schnitzel: HTMLSourceElement = document.createElement('source'); von.type = 'audio/mp3'; schnitzel.type = 'audio/ogg'; von.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/mewow.mp3'; schnitzel.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/mewow.ogg'; noklz.appendChild(von); noklz.appendChild(schnitzel); noklz.play(); document.body.style.animation = 'spin 5s infinite linear'; illuminati = new Array(); } if (illuminati[0] == 83 && illuminati[1] == 79 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 67 && illuminati[5] == 72 && illuminati[6] == 65 && illuminati[7] == 84) { setInterval(twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats, 20); illuminati = new Array(); } } function twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats() { var diff: number = (new Date()).getTime() - startTime; var vals: Array = [-7 / Math.cos((diff / 500) * (.85 * Math.PI)), -7 * Math.tan((diff / 250) * (.85 * Math.PI))]; document.body.style.position = 'absolute'; document.body.style.left = vals[0] + 'px'; document.body.style.top = vals[1] + 'px'; document.body.style.fontSize = vals[0] + 'px'; } document.addEventListener('keydown', hideYourMind, false);