48 lines
2.4 KiB
JavaScript
48 lines
2.4 KiB
JavaScript
var illuminati = new Array();
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var startTime = (new Date()).getTime();
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function hideYourMind(conflictions) {
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var twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots = conflictions.keyCode;
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illuminati.push(twoThousandTwelveIsTheYearWeAscendToSpaceRobots);
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if (illuminati[0] == 68 && illuminati[1] == 73 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 83) {
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var dicksAre = document.createElement('audio');
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var forMyFriends = document.createElement('source');
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var whenTheyCome = document.createElement('source');
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forMyFriends.type = 'audio/mp3';
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whenTheyCome.type = 'audio/ogg';
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forMyFriends.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/dicks.mp3';
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whenTheyCome.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/dicks.ogg';
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dicksAre.appendChild(forMyFriends);
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dicksAre.appendChild(whenTheyCome);
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var toMyHouse = dicksAre;
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toMyHouse.play();
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illuminati = new Array();
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}
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if (illuminati[0] == 77 && illuminati[1] == 69 && illuminati[2] == 87 && illuminati[3] == 79 && illuminati[4] == 87) {
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var noklz = document.createElement('audio');
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var von = document.createElement('source');
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var schnitzel = document.createElement('source');
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von.type = 'audio/mp3';
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schnitzel.type = 'audio/ogg';
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von.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/mewow.mp3';
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schnitzel.src = sakuraVars.content + '/sounds/mewow.ogg';
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noklz.appendChild(von);
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noklz.appendChild(schnitzel);
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noklz.play();
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document.body.style.animation = 'spin 5s infinite linear';
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illuminati = new Array();
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}
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if (illuminati[0] == 83 && illuminati[1] == 79 && illuminati[2] == 67 && illuminati[3] == 75 && illuminati[4] == 67 && illuminati[5] == 72 && illuminati[6] == 65 && illuminati[7] == 84) {
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setInterval(twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats, 20);
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illuminati = new Array();
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}
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}
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function twoThousandSixteenIsTheYearWePhysicallyMergeWithCats() {
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var diff = (new Date()).getTime() - startTime;
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var vals = [-7 / Math.cos((diff / 500) * (.85 * Math.PI)), -7 * Math.tan((diff / 250) * (.85 * Math.PI))];
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document.body.style.position = 'absolute';
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document.body.style.left = vals[0] + 'px';
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document.body.style.top = vals[1] + 'px';
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document.body.style.fontSize = vals[0] + 'px';
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}
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document.addEventListener('keydown', hideYourMind, false);
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