diff --git a/app/Controllers/UserController.php b/app/Controllers/UserController.php
index b151066..9cc43da 100644
--- a/app/Controllers/UserController.php
+++ b/app/Controllers/UserController.php
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ class UserController extends Controller
         Template::vars(compact('profile'));
 
         // Print page contents
-        return Template::render('user/profile');
+        return Template::render((isset($_GET['new']) ? '@aitemu/' : '') . 'user/profile');
     }
 
     /**
diff --git a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/banner.less b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/banner.less
index 8e15505..c301b01 100644
--- a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/banner.less
+++ b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/banner.less
@@ -3,6 +3,8 @@
     margin-top: @general-spacing;
     background: no-repeat center center / cover @grey-2;
     box-shadow: 0 @global-shadow-distance @global-shadow-size fade(@grey-1, @global-shadow-opacity);
+    display: flex;
+    flex-flow: column-reverse;
 
     &--large {
         height: 250px;
@@ -11,4 +13,13 @@
     &--insane {
         height: 400px;
     }
+
+    &__bottom {
+        height: 60px;
+        background: fade(@grey-0, 80%);
+        display: inline-flex;
+        flex-flow: row;
+        align-items: center;
+        line-height: 1;
+    }
 }
diff --git a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/profile.less b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/profile.less
index 225979e..47f1cac 100644
--- a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/profile.less
+++ b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/profile.less
@@ -1,20 +1,9 @@
 .profile {
     text-shadow: 0 @text-shadow-distance @text-shadow-size fade(@grey-0, @text-shadow-opacity);
 
-    &__banner {
-        display: flex;
-        flex-flow: column-reverse;
-    }
-
     &__header {
-        height: 60px;
-        background: fade(@grey-0, 80%);
         padding-left: @avatar-big + (@general-spacing * 4);
         padding-right: @general-spacing * 2;
-        display: inline-flex;
-        flex-flow: row;
-        align-items: center;
-        line-height: 1;
     }
 
     &__names {
@@ -24,17 +13,17 @@
     }
 
     &__username {
-        font-size: 2em;
+        font-size: @font-size--profile-username;
     }
 
     &__title {
-        font-size: .9em;
+        font-size: @font-size--profile-title;
     }
 
     &__dates {
         font-weight: 300;
         text-align: right;
-        font-size: .7em;
+        font-size: @font-size--profile-dates;
         line-height: 1.3em;
     }
 
@@ -57,6 +46,10 @@
     &__platform {
         text-align: left;
         margin: @general-spacing auto 0;
+
+        &:empty {
+            display: none;
+        }
     }
 
     &__avatar {
diff --git a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/status.less b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/status.less
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c808a50
--- /dev/null
+++ b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/bem/status.less
@@ -0,0 +1,140 @@
+.status {
+    &__overall {
+        font-size: @font-size--status-overall;
+        font-weight: 100;
+        flex-grow: 1;
+        flex-shrink: 0;
+        text-align: left;
+        margin-left: @general-spacing * 4;
+
+        &-icon {
+            font-family: FontAwesome;
+        }
+
+        &-text {
+            font-style: italic;
+        }
+
+        &--good {
+            .status__overall-icon:before {
+                content: "\f05d";
+            }
+        }
+    }
+
+    &__last-update {
+        align-self: flex-end;
+        margin: @general-spacing * 2;
+        font-size: @font-size--status-last-update;
+    }
+
+    &__response {
+        display: flex;
+    }
+
+    &__services {
+        display: flex;
+        flex-flow: column;
+        border-right: 1px solid @grey-1;
+    }
+
+    &__service {
+        display: inline-flex;
+        padding: @general-spacing;
+        align-items: center;
+        line-height: 1;
+
+        &-icon {
+            width: 40px;
+            height: 20px;
+            border-radius: 4px;
+            transform: skewX(-10deg);
+            background: #333;
+            margin-left: @general-spacing / 2;
+            box-shadow: 0 @global-shadow-distance @global-shadow-size fade(@grey-1, @global-shadow-opacity);
+        }
+
+        &-name {
+            font-size: 24px;
+            text-align: right;
+            flex-grow: 1;
+            padding-left: @general-spacing * 10;
+        }
+
+        &--selected {
+            background: @grey-1;
+        }
+
+        &--good {
+            .status__service-icon {
+                background: @green;
+            }
+        }
+
+        &--bad {
+            .status__service-icon {
+                background: @red;
+            }
+        }
+    }
+
+    &__incident {
+        display: flex;
+
+        &:not(:last-child) {
+            border-bottom: 1px solid @grey-1;
+            margin-bottom: @general-spacing;
+            padding-bottom: @general-spacing;
+        }
+
+        &-date {
+            border-right: 1px solid @grey-1;
+            margin-right: @general-spacing;
+            padding: @general-spacing;
+            padding-left: 0;
+            font-size: @font-size--status-incident-date;
+            font-style: italic;
+            font-weight: 300;
+            min-width: 150px;
+        }
+    }
+
+    &__update {
+        display: flex;
+
+        &:not(:last-child) {
+            margin-bottom: @general-spacing;
+        }
+
+        &-meta {
+            text-align: left;
+            font-style: italic;
+            border-right: 1px solid @grey-1;
+            padding: @general-spacing;
+            margin-right: @general-spacing;
+            min-width: 150px;
+        }
+
+        &-text {
+            padding: @general-spacing;
+        }
+
+        &--good {
+            .status__update-meta {
+                border-color: @green;
+            }
+        }
+
+        &--busy {
+            .status__update-meta {
+                border-color: @orange;
+            }
+        }
+
+        &--bad {
+            .status__update-meta {
+                border-color: @red;
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/colours.less b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/colours.less
index 3e22e8e..cd05f69 100644
--- a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/colours.less
+++ b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/colours.less
@@ -2,6 +2,10 @@
 
 @red: #b01116;
 
+@green: #007c36;
+
+@orange: #cf7618;
+
 @grey-0: #000;
 @grey-1: #111;
 @grey-2: #222;
diff --git a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/master.less b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/master.less
index dee433f..1fc2f66 100644
--- a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/master.less
+++ b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/master.less
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 @import "bem/landing";
 @import "bem/platform";
 @import "bem/profile";
+@import "bem/status";
 
 @import "colours";
 @import "variables";
diff --git a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/variables.less b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/variables.less
index 80770bb..1d25647 100644
--- a/resources/assets/less/aitemu/variables.less
+++ b/resources/assets/less/aitemu/variables.less
@@ -20,3 +20,11 @@
 
 @header-font-size: 1.5em;
 @header-height: 50px;
+
+@font-size--status-overall: 36px;
+@font-size--status-last-update: 12px;
+@font-size--status-incident-date: 24px;
+
+@font-size--profile-username: 24px;
+@font-size--profile-title: 14px;
+@font-size--profile-dates: 12px;
diff --git a/resources/views/aitemu/master.twig b/resources/views/aitemu/master.twig
index fec031a..366ae1a 100644
--- a/resources/views/aitemu/master.twig
+++ b/resources/views/aitemu/master.twig
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
                     <div class="header__navigation">
                         <a class="header__entry fa-home" href="{{ route('main.index') }}">home</a>
                         <a class="header__entry fa-comments" href="{{ route('forums.index') }}">forum</a>
-                        <a class="header__entry fa-commenting" href="{{ route('chat.redirect') }}">chat</a>
+                        <a class="header__entry fa-cog" href="{{ route('settings.index') }}">settings</a>
                         <a class="header__entry fa-sign-out" href="{{ route('auth.logout') }}">logout</a>
                     </div>
                     {% if user.isActive %}
@@ -63,10 +63,10 @@
             <div class="container__footer">
                 <div class="container__footer-copyright">flash.moe 2013-{{ ''|date('Y') }}</div>
                 <div class="container__footer-links">
-                    <a href="#" class="container__footer-link">Terms of Service</a>
-                    <a href="#" class="container__footer-link">Rules</a>
-                    <a href="#" class="container__footer-link">Contact</a>
-                    <a href="#" class="container__footer-link">Status</a>
+                    <a href="{{ route('info.terms') }}" class="container__footer-link">Terms of Service</a>
+                    <a href="{{ route('info.rules') }}" class="container__footer-link">Rules</a>
+                    <a href="{{ route('info.contact') }}" class="container__footer-link">Contact</a>
+                    <a href="{{ route('status.index') }}" class="container__footer-link">Status</a>
                 </div>
             </div>
         </div>
diff --git a/resources/views/aitemu/user/profile.twig b/resources/views/aitemu/user/profile.twig
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9fbf395
--- /dev/null
+++ b/resources/views/aitemu/user/profile.twig
@@ -0,0 +1,161 @@
+{% extends '@aitemu/master.twig' %}
+
+{% set title = 'profile / ' ~ profile.username %}
+{% set banner_large = true %}
+{% set banner = profile.header ? route('user.header', profile.id) : null %}
+{% set wrapper_classes = "profile" %}
+{% set banner_classes = "profile__banner" %}
+
+{% set hierarchies = {
+    'founder': {
+        'display': profile.id == 2,
+        'icon': 'fa-cog',
+        'text': 'Founder',
+    },
+    'staff': {
+        'display': false,
+        'icon': 'fa-gavel',
+        'text': 'Staff',
+    },
+    'developer': {
+        'display': false,
+        'icon': 'fa-code',
+        'text': 'Developer',
+    },
+    'contributor': {
+        'display': false,
+        'icon': 'fa-heart',
+        'text': 'Contributor',
+    },
+    'premium': {
+        'display': false,
+        'icon': 'fa-heart',
+        'text': 'Contributor',
+    },
+    'banned': {
+        'display': false,
+        'icon': 'fa-trash',
+        'text': 'Banned',
+    },
+} %}
+
+{% set youtubeIsChannelId = profile.youtube|slice(0, 2) == 'UC' and profile.youtube|length == 24 %}
+
+{% set fields = {
+    "website": {
+        "title": "Website",
+        "icon": "fa-globe",
+        "value": profile.website,
+        "link": "%s",
+    },
+    "twitter": {
+        "title": "Twitter",
+        "icon": "fa-twitter",
+        "value": profile.twitter,
+        "link": "https://twitter.com/%s",
+        "disp": "@%s",
+    },
+    "github": {
+        "title": "GitHub",
+        "icon": "fa-github",
+        "value": profile.github,
+        "link": "https://github.com/%s",
+    },
+    "skype": {
+        "title": "Skype",
+        "icon": "fa-skype",
+        "value": profile.skype,
+        "link": "skype:%s?userinfo",
+    },
+    "discord": {
+        "title": "Discord",
+        "icon": "fa-gamepad",
+        "value": profile.discord,
+    },
+    "youtube": {
+        "title": "YouTube",
+        "icon": "fa-youtube-play",
+        "value": profile.youtube,
+        "link": "https://youtube.com/" ~ (youtubeIsChannelId ? 'channel/' : '') ~ "%s",
+        "disp": youtubeIsChannelId ? profile.username ~ "'s channel" : "%s",
+    },
+    "steam": {
+        "title": "Steam",
+        "icon": "fa-steam",
+        "value": profile.steam,
+        "link": "https://steamcommunity.com/id/%s",
+    },
+    "osu": {
+        "title": "osu!",
+        "icon": "fa-dot-circle-o",
+        "value": profile.osu,
+        "link": "https://osu.ppy.sh/u/%s",
+    },
+    "lastfm": {
+        "title": "Last.fm",
+        "icon": "fa-lastfm",
+        "value": profile.lastfm,
+        "link": "http://last.fm/user/%s",
+    },
+} %}
+
+{% block banner_content %}
+    <div class="banner__bottom profile__header">
+        <div class="profile__header-sub profile__names">
+            <div class="profile__title">{{ profile.title }}</div>
+            <div class="profile__username" style="color: {{ profile.colour }}">{{ profile.username }}</div>
+        </div>
+        <div class="profile__header-sub profile__dates">
+            <div class="profile__date--joined">Joined {# $user->joined()->format('r') #}</div>
+            <div class="profile__date--last">Last seen {# $user->lastSeen()->format('r') #}</div>
+        </div>
+    </div>
+{% endblock %}
+
+{% block content %}
+    <div class="profile__content">
+        <div class="profile__container profile__container--left">
+            <div class="profile__avatar" style="background-image: url('{{ route('file.avatar', profile.id) }}');"></div>
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__hierarchies">{#
+                #}{% for id, data in hierarchies %}{#
+                    #}{% if data.display %}
+                        <div class="profile__hierarchy profile__hierarchy--{{ id }}">
+                            <div class="profile__hierarchy-icon {{ data.icon }}"></div>
+                            <div class="profile__hierarchy-text">{{ data.text }}</div>
+                        </div>
+                    {% endif %}{#
+                #}{% endfor %}{#
+            #}</div>
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__accounts">{#
+                #}{% for id, data in fields %}{#
+                    #}{% if data.value != null %}
+                        <a class="profile__account profile__account--{{ id }}"{% if data.link %} href="{{ data.link|format(data.value) }}"{% endif %}>
+                            <div class="profile__account-icon fa-fw {{ data.icon }}"></div>
+                            <div class="profile__account-text">{{ (data.disp ? data.disp : '%s')|format(data.value) }}</div>
+                        </a>
+                    {% endif %}{#
+                #}{% endfor %}{#
+            #}</div>
+        </div>
+        <div class="profile__container profile__container--right">
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__section profile__section--userpage">
+                welcome to my userpage
+            </div>
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__section profile__section--groups">
+                listing of groups
+            </div>
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__section profile__section--friends">
+                listing of friends
+            </div>
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__section profile__section--achievements">
+                listing of achievements
+            </div>
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__section profile__section--comments">
+                profile comments
+            </div>
+            <div class="platform profile__platform profile__section profile__section--forum">
+                listing of forum posts and created topics
+            </div>
+        </div>
+    </div>
+{% endblock %}
diff --git a/resources/views/yuuno/status/index.twig b/resources/views/yuuno/status/index.twig
index d8d6887..7a86681 100644
--- a/resources/views/yuuno/status/index.twig
+++ b/resources/views/yuuno/status/index.twig
@@ -5,12 +5,92 @@
 {% set banner_large = true %}
 
 {% block banner_content %}
-    {# ignore this, it's temporary #}
-    <div style="display:flex;width:100%;height:100%;"><div class="fa-4x" style="align-self:center;padding:1em"><span class="fa fa-check"></span> I can write in here too!</div></div>
+    <div class="banner__bottom">
+        <div class="status__overall status__overall--good">
+            <span class="status__overall-icon"></span> <span class="status__overall-text">all services are go!</span>
+        </div>
+        <div class="status__last-update">
+            this is a static design preview
+        </div>
+    </div>
 {% endblock %}
 
 {% block content %}
-    <div class="platform">
-        all services are operational and i haven't designed this yet
+    <div class="platform status__response">
+        <div class="status__services">
+            <div class="status__service status__service--good status__service--selected">
+                <div class="status__service-icon"></div>
+                <div class="status__service-name">main site</div>
+            </div>
+            <div class="status__service status__service--good">
+                <div class="status__service-icon"></div>
+                <div class="status__service-name">test site</div>
+            </div>
+            <div class="status__service status__service--bad">
+                <div class="status__service-icon"></div>
+                <div class="status__service-name">api</div>
+            </div>
+            <div class="status__service status__service--good">
+                <div class="status__service-icon"></div>
+                <div class="status__service-name">chat server</div>
+            </div>
+            <div class="status__service status__service--good">
+                <div class="status__service-icon"></div>
+                <div class="status__service-name">chat client</div>
+            </div>
+            <div class="status__service status__service--bad">
+                <div class="status__service-icon"></div>
+                <div class="status__service-name">irc gateway</div>
+            </div>
+            <div class="status__service status__service--bad">
+                <div class="status__service-icon"></div>
+                <div class="status__service-name">tekkit</div>
+            </div>
+        </div>
+        <div class="status__graph">graph goes here</div>
+    </div>
+    <div class="platform status__incidents">
+        <div class="status__incident">
+            <div class="status__incident-date">Aug 4, 2016</div>
+            <div class="status__updates">
+                <div class="status__update status__update--good">
+                    <div class="status__update-meta">
+                        <div class="status__update-time">9:01 UTC</div>
+                        <div class="status__update-state">Resolved</div>
+                    </div>
+                    <div class="status__update-text">
+                        That fixed it for some reason.
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+                <div class="status__update status__update--busy">
+                    <div class="status__update-meta">
+                        <div class="status__update-time">8:45 UTC</div>
+                        <div class="status__update-state">Monitoring</div>
+                    </div>
+                    <div class="status__update-text">
+                        Dropkicking the server out of the window.
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+                <div class="status__update status__update--bad">
+                    <div class="status__update-meta">
+                        <div class="status__update-time">8:30 UTC</div>
+                        <div class="status__update-state">Investigating</div>
+                    </div>
+                    <div class="status__update-text">
+                        Having connectivity issues with the server.
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+            </div>
+        </div>
+        <div class="status__incident">
+            <div class="status__incident-date">Aug 3, 2016</div>
+            <div class="status__updates">
+                <div class="status__update status__update">
+                    <div class="status__update-text">
+                        No incidents occurred.
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+            </div>
+        </div>
     </div>
 {% endblock %}
diff --git a/resources/views/yuuno/user/profile.twig b/resources/views/yuuno/user/profile.twig
index c6d4a09..90eac9c 100644
--- a/resources/views/yuuno/user/profile.twig
+++ b/resources/views/yuuno/user/profile.twig
@@ -8,6 +8,8 @@
 
 {% set youtubeIsChannelId = profile.youtube|slice(0, 2) == 'UC' and profile.youtube|length == 24 %}
 
+{% set canViewSecret = user.permission(constant('Sakura\\Perms\\Manage::USE_MANAGE'), constant('Sakura\\Perms::MANAGE')) %}
+
 {% set fields = {
     "website": {
         "title": "Website",
@@ -55,6 +57,19 @@
         "value": profile.lastfm,
         "link": "http://last.fm/user/%s",
     },
+    "email": {
+        "title": "E-mail address",
+        "value": canViewSecret ? profile.email : null,
+        "link": "mailto:%s"
+    },
+    "registerip": {
+        "title": "Register IP",
+        "value": canViewSecret ? profile.registerIp : null,
+    },
+    "lastip": {
+        "title": "Last IP",
+        "value": canViewSecret ? profile.lastIp : null,
+    },
 } %}
 
 {% block js %}
@@ -209,45 +224,28 @@
                             </tr>
                         </table>
                         <hr class="default">
-                        {% if profile.profileFields or user.permission(constant('Sakura\\Perms\\Manage::USE_MANAGE'), constant('Sakura\\Perms::MANAGE')) %}
-                            {% if user.isActive %}
-                                <table style="width: 100%;">
-                                {% for id, data in fields %}
-                                    {% if data.value != null %}
-                                        <tr>
-                                            <td style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;">
-                                                {{ data.title }}
-                                            </td>
-                                            <td style="text-align: right;">
-                                                {% if data.link %}
-                                                    <a href="{{ data.link|format(data.value) }}" class="default">{{ (data.disp ? data.disp : '%s')|format(data.value) }}</a>
-                                                {% else %}
-                                                    {{ (data.disp ? data.disp : '%s')|format(data.value) }}
-                                                {% endif %}
-                                            </td>
-                                        </tr>
-                                    {% endif %}
-                                {% endfor %}
-                                {% if user.permission(constant('Sakura\\Perms\\Manage::USE_MANAGE'), constant('Sakura\\Perms::MANAGE')) %}
+                        {% if user.isActive %}
+                            <table style="width: 100%;">
+                            {% for id, data in fields %}
+                                {% if data.value != null %}
                                     <tr>
-                                        <td style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;">E-mail address</td>
-                                        <td style="text-align: right;"><a href="mailto:{{ profile.email }}" class="default">{{ profile.email }}</a></td>
-                                    </tr>
-                                    <tr>
-                                        <td style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;">Register IP</td>
-                                        <td style="text-align: right;">{{ profile.registerIp }}</td>
-                                    </tr>
-                                    <tr>
-                                        <td style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;">Last IP</td>
-                                        <td style="text-align: right;">{{ profile.lastIp }}</td>
+                                        <td style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;">
+                                            {{ data.title }}
+                                        </td>
+                                        <td style="text-align: right;">
+                                            {% if data.link %}
+                                                <a href="{{ data.link|format(data.value) }}" class="default">{{ (data.disp ? data.disp : '%s')|format(data.value) }}</a>
+                                            {% else %}
+                                                {{ (data.disp ? data.disp : '%s')|format(data.value) }}
+                                            {% endif %}
+                                        </td>
                                     </tr>
                                 {% endif %}
-                                </table>
-                            {% else %}
-                                <b>Log in to view the full profile!</b>
-                            {% endif %}
+                            {% endfor %}
+                            </table>
+                        {% else %}
+                            <b>Log in to view the full profile!</b>
                         {% endif %}
-                        <hr class="default">
                         <b>Account Standing</b>
                         {% if profile.permission(constant('Sakura\\Perms\\Site::DEACTIVATED')) %}
                             <h2 style="color: #888; text-shadow: 0 0 7px #888; margin-top: 0;">Deactivated</h2>